Vampires aren't shiny and as handsome as Edward Cullen. (The only handsome ones are the Vampire Royal Family and the vampires that held onto their wealth over the years, decades, and centuries and who give their servants beds!) They are pale, teeth that can bite through anything and fangs that directly aide their feeding habits (not retractable), with beautiful hair you wish your hair stylist could obtain for you. So here is a list of what they can do and what they can't:
Can Do:- Suck your blood
- Manipulate your mind to their way of thinking *Glamour*
- Walk into a church during service
- Eat Holy objects
- Piss Garlic
- Drink Liquids *only if it's mixed with Blood*
- Have sexual intercourse with random people
- Servants can range from humans, to lycanthropes, and domestic/wild animals
Can't Do:
- Walk out into the sun *they can be awake during daylight hours as long as it's dark in the room*
- Enter your home without permission
- Be killed by humans. *only vampires can kill one another*
- Retract their fangs *it's placed right beside their k-nines so it looks like they have four fangs*
King Henry VIIILets see....he was obsessed with having a boy which he never had till Edward who's wife Jane had been executed. He screwed over the Catholic Church, Middle Ages, and Queen Catherine of Aragon who is the mother of Mary Queen of Scotland. Became a protestant so he could divorce Catherine and mingle with Anne Boleyn's ovaries in hopes of having a boy but instead produced Queen Elizabeth I (I secretly call her Saint Elizabeth behind my master's back) Discovered the entire family of Boleyn including cousins were conning him and executed most of them. And that's all I got before the 15th of October is to arrive....what joyness. My teacher will be pissed.
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